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Request; one where tony perry’s son doesn’t want to play guitar but wants to sing like vic and his mom because he thinks it impresses the ladies more.
“Dad” your son, Jack, whined.
“Just put your hand like this” Tony said, showing him.
Jack glanced over to you and pulled a face; you chuckled and went back to writing in your lyrics book.
Tony was determined to get Jack to play at least one instrument so that he could be ‘as cool as his daddy’ (his words not mine)
“Tone he’s only five, he has all the time in the world to learn” I said folding my arms across my chest.
“But babe I-“
“I wanna sing like mummy and Uncle Vic” Jack cut him off.
“But little man the guitarist’s get the girls” He said resting a hand on his shoulder.
“But how come everybody likes Uncle Vic more?” Jack asked curiously.
I was laughing so much I had tears rolling down my cheeks.
Tony turned and shot me a dirty look which made me laugh even more.
“(Y/N)!” He shouted.
“It’s because the singers are usually the first person the fans connect with, mate” Tony explained.
“I still want to sing though” Jack pouted.
“How about you do both?” I spoke up.
He nodded enthusiastically.
“It’s getting late, let’s get you to bed little man” I said as he yawned.
I carried him to his room and got him dressed in his pyjamas.
“Night Mummy” He whispered kissing my cheek.
“Night baby” I said as I left the room.
I walked back downstairs and saw Tony messing around with Jack’s acoustic guitar.
“He’ll try when he’s ready” I mumbled walking behind him and putting my arms around his waist.
“I know but when I was his age I could play whole songs”
I rested my head into his back.
“Everybody’s different, he could do both singing and guitar playing, then we’d be beating the girls off with sticks” I laughed.
He turned around in my arms wrapping his own around me.
“Is it true what he said?” He asked pouting.
“What?”
“That girls prefer singers?”
“Of course not, if it were we wouldn’t be married with two children” I said smiling.
A look of confusion flooded his face.
“T-two?” he stuttered.
I nodded.
“Maybe this one will want to play the guitar” He chuckled, resting his hand on my stomach.
“I love you” He whispered kissing me.
“I love you too” I whispered back.
- Kaitlyn

justanotherbandimaginesblog:

Request; one where tony perry’s son doesn’t want to play guitar but wants to sing like vic and his mom because he thinks it impresses the ladies more.

“Dad” your son, Jack, whined.

“Just put your hand like this” Tony said, showing him.

Jack glanced over to you and pulled a face; you chuckled and went back to writing in your lyrics book.

Tony was determined to get Jack to play at least one instrument so that he could be ‘as cool as his daddy’ (his words not mine)

“Tone he’s only five, he has all the time in the world to learn” I said folding my arms across my chest.

“But babe I-“

“I wanna sing like mummy and Uncle Vic” Jack cut him off.

“But little man the guitarist’s get the girls” He said resting a hand on his shoulder.

“But how come everybody likes Uncle Vic more?” Jack asked curiously.

I was laughing so much I had tears rolling down my cheeks.

Tony turned and shot me a dirty look which made me laugh even more.

“(Y/N)!” He shouted.

“It’s because the singers are usually the first person the fans connect with, mate” Tony explained.

“I still want to sing though” Jack pouted.

“How about you do both?” I spoke up.

He nodded enthusiastically.

“It’s getting late, let’s get you to bed little man” I said as he yawned.

I carried him to his room and got him dressed in his pyjamas.

“Night Mummy” He whispered kissing my cheek.

“Night baby” I said as I left the room.

I walked back downstairs and saw Tony messing around with Jack’s acoustic guitar.

“He’ll try when he’s ready” I mumbled walking behind him and putting my arms around his waist.

“I know but when I was his age I could play whole songs”

I rested my head into his back.

“Everybody’s different, he could do both singing and guitar playing, then we’d be beating the girls off with sticks” I laughed.

He turned around in my arms wrapping his own around me.

“Is it true what he said?” He asked pouting.

“What?”

“That girls prefer singers?”

“Of course not, if it were we wouldn’t be married with two children” I said smiling.

A look of confusion flooded his face.

“T-two?” he stuttered.

I nodded.

“Maybe this one will want to play the guitar” He chuckled, resting his hand on my stomach.

“I love you” He whispered kissing me.

“I love you too” I whispered back.

- Kaitlyn

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4 months ago
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tattoos-org:

karma tattoo

tattoos-org:

karma tattoo

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ousto:

99% of people would scroll past this. If you’re the 1% who supports love, reblog this…it won’t make your blog ugly..

ousto:

99% of people would scroll past this. If you’re the 1% who supports love, reblog this…it won’t make your blog ugly..

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daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

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sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

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ironnerves:

iamanantichrist:

I came across a kitten in the park and it started playing with the laces on my boot. Cuteness ensued.

GENTLE AND APPROACHABLE PUNKS DOING CUTE THINGS IS KILLING ME SOFTLY

"Hello, giant rooster man, you have strings on your feets, I must eat them …"

giant rooster man

I can never not reblog this

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toomuchtaylor:

Why do people always use the “adam and eve” argument when they are trying to justify why they think it’s wrong to be gay? I mean, Adam and Eve committed the first sin and caused the downfall of all mankind after them. They’re not exactly what I would call role models. 

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4 months ago
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shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

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5 months ago
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johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

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5 months ago
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thegirlwiththeequalistglove:

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh

THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES

“Hi Mom”

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